Sing about me, I'm dying of thirst

D.F.S. My Identity is Best Kept An Enigma

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(via kixxinq)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open
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